Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.
this is awesome
A++++
WAIT - A CONDOM COMMERCIAL THAT DOESN’T SEXUALIZE WOMEN
WHAAAAAAT?!
Actually the greatest
_._ im pretty sure a Condom commercial can’t be crucified over the fact they sexualize the product to the demographic they aim at. It’s one thing to market cars with sex but not something designed for sex.
oooooooowweeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mike Tyson displaying some of the best head movement ever seen in professional boxing.Mothafuckin’ mike tyson.
respect
my god
I downloaded a mod for Skyrim that makes it so you can whistle for your horse when you can’t find it and it’ll come to you
so I was looking for my horse and couldn’t find it so I whistled and nothing
whistled again, nothing
then the sound of a horse dying from somewhere behind me
apparently my horse had been on top of a fucking mountain and threw itself the entire way down to answer my call
drama queen
(Source: bloody-nips)
When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
guys.. the girls are onto us.. D:
(Source: thesickestjokes)
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD